Microsoft Troubleshooting Wizard: Reinstall
Reinstallation gives you a clean version of Windows, without
all the viruses, dumb games, old copies of AOL, and porn you had
on your old version. It's like rebuilding your car's engine,
except harder and less likely to help.
Repair Procedure
- Locate all of your installation CDs, including Windows and
all your important applications and games. You will also need
all your license numbers.
- Find someone who knows how to reinstall Windows.
- Offer them money.
- If that doesn't work, offer them sex.
Choose the link that best describes your current status
