Microsoft Troubleshooting Wizard: Buy New Computer

When all else fails, it's best to just buy a new computer.

Repair Procedure

1. Find your credit card and verify its balance.
2. Purchase a computer from Gateway or Dell, or, if you're an idiot, just go to Best Buy.
3. Plug in your new computer.
4. Retype all your files.

Choose the link that best describes your current status

• I can't get the new computer to work!
• The new computer didn't solve my problem!
• Yay! A new fast computer with Windows!